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Stretch Pants
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A parody of David Bowie's, "Let's Dance"
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I do stand-up comedy, as well as parody. I often imitate the recording artists when I parody their music.
My name is Rick Cormier. I am a singer/songwriter/musician/comedian. I love music and its' power to move people. I enjoy making people laugh.
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Podcasts • Comedy
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#307 in subgenre Peak #3
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Peak #21
Author
Rick Cormier
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July 25, 2010
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MP3 4.0 MB • 128 kbps • 4:19
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(Stretch pants) Put on your stretch pants so you can move (Flex pants) With this song, I'm sayin' they're the way to go (Give way) Where cellulite has been placed (Give way) You fill them well, there's no empty space If you must run, they'll run with you And if you are wide, they're wi-i-i-ide But don't subject them to Excessive force or you May find they burst You could do harm Like snapping a wet towel (Stretch pants) No fear your pants could fall (Flex pants) If they're two sizes small (Give way) They accentuate your thighs (Give way) If they are too tight, there's serious moon bite And if you're well hung, they'll hang with you No, they'll never hide, your pride But, if an inch or two Is all that's given you It takes some gall To put them on Your love life may go sour (Just you put them on) (We could look like superheroes, just for one day) (Stretch pants) Put on your stretch pants so you can move (Give way) (Now you’re gettin’ Ziggy wid it!) If they are too tight, there's serious moon bite (Flex pants) Stretch pants, stretch pants, stretch pants (Give way) If they are too tight, some serious moon bite (Seeing you in those tights could drive a lad insane)
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Ken Sacco
Jul 27, 2010
LOL
Michael Bennett
Jul 22, 2010
LMFAO!