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W H Y M E
by DAVID RUSSELL MOSS
Oct.15,1985/1992/2
WHY ME ?
MY BEST PAIR OF SOCKS,
GOT A HOLE IN THE TOE.
WHY ME ?
THE HOUSE NEEDS PAINT,
AND THE GRASS NEEDS MOWED.
I SAID,OOH,
WHY ME ?
I JUST GOT A FLAT,
AND THE NUT BROKE OFF.
WHY ME ?
FIRST TIME LATE,
AND A FROWN FROM THE BOSS,
HE SAID,OOH.
WHY ME ?
I JUST MADE IT HOME,
AS I STEP ON THE CAT..
WHY ME ?
A KNOT ON MY HEAD ,
FROM A BASEBALL BAT,
I SAID, OOH.
WHY ME ?
THE NEWSPAPER BOY,
THREW A ROLL THROUGH MY WINDOW.
WHY ME ?
WELL THIS MESS IS GONNA ,
COST ME SOME DOUGH, OOH.
WHY ME ?