Hey There, Maria (Plain White Ts parody)
A parody of the Plain White Ts 'Hey There Delilah'
Jack 'Red Ant' Fletcher is a solo artist at this time. I write parodies of all genres of music.
Story behind the song
Tom-foolery gone awry...
Lyrics
Hey there, Maria
I'd like to thank you much for last night
'cause four hour sex marathons
They are my favorite pastime
So divine...
When we crossed the finish line
I felt all right
Days since I've seen ya
And I'm tossing and I'm turning
But it's not because I'm lonely
It's because my pee-pee's burning!
Oh this sucks...
There is an aching in my nuts
I'm making pus
Oh... girl what'd you give to me?
Oh... girl what'd you do to me?
Oh... girl what'd you give to me?
Hope... it's not an STD...
Crotch it wasn't clean...
Need panacea
To fight off this bad infection
And in hindsight I can say that
I should have used "pro"-tection
For my wood...
It seems pulling out did no good
I thought it would
Drank some tequila
'cause I'm dealing with this damn pain
I just heard back from the doctor's
the results... of my Gram Stain:
It's positive...
I wonder if I'm gonna live...
Say what gives?
Oh... girl what'd you give to me?
Oh... girl what'd you do to me?
Oh... girl what'd you give to me?
No... another STD...
A thousand bucks was very steep
Considering that I can't sleep
On my stomach is one place I cannot lay...
There's one more thing that you must know
And I will tell you when I go
For now there's only one thing I can say...
Maria, you should go get checked
I think you have a vage defect!
My world will never ever be the same...
And you're to blame.....
It's gonorrhea
I have ep-i-did-y-mitis
Big Jim and the Twins are thinking
that you've given it to spite us
Yes, it's true...
You know it's all because of you...
You really know how to make us blue...
"Pay Less Maria": no virtue...
Risk Avenue...
Oh... girl what'd you give to me?
Oh... girl what'd you do to me?
Oh... girl what'd you give to me?
No... another STD...
Crotch it wasn't clean...
Woe ...
